Showing posts with label Introduction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Introduction. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

Introduction to The Coolest But Most Boring Person You'll Ever Meet

Wassup. My name is Elena Guo, and I am probably the coolest but most boring person you'll ever meet. Nice to meet you.

Major + Future Career
I am Chemical Engineer major. Yes, it's hard. Yes, I'm struggling. But it's okay because hopefully I'll get a job that pays lots of money. Ha, just kidding (but not really, ya know how it is). What I hope to do with my chemical engineering degree is cosmetics curator and chemist. That's the dream, but for now I just have a part time job at a donut shop that helps me pay for the things I want but don't need.

(Ins Cosmetic Makeup Liquid Foundation: Max Pixel)


Hobbies
As you read my hobbies, you will find that I am very similar to a sloth and here's why.

My favorite hobby, above all else, is to sleep and take naps. I'm not really sure why because it's not like I'm a sleep deprived person, but I think the combination of laying down and not doing anything really speaks to me. I also really like to watch TV... while laying down, or I guess watching them while sitting is cool too, but if I can lay down then I've really hit the jackpot. Some of my favorite shows include Friends and New Girl. I love to eat too. Anything really. I'm really not a picky person, but Asian food is my favorite (it's probably because I'm Asian but let's not assume anything okay LOL).

(Friends Logo: Wikipedia Commons)

Now here are some hobbies that less sloth-like and more human-like.

Going back to me buying things that I want but don't need - I love to online shop. It's so fast and convenient; it's pretty dangerous actually. It also supports my whole laying down and not moving lifestyle I like to live. But hey here's a plot twist for ya... I like to dance. Whaaaaaa? I know right? I just went on and on about how I like to lay down and not move. You know, if I were you, I wouldn't believe me either. But yes, it's true. I like to dance, and I love music, which is probably why I like to dance. Now I'm not saying I'm good at it or anything (please don't ask me to dance for you if you ever actually meet me) but I do enjoy occasional groove and jiggy (I repeat, don't ask me to dance I'm shy ok haha). My favorite genre of dance and music is hip-hop. I've been listening to it ever since I was a witty bitty kid, and now, I can't live without it.


Speaking of things I can't live without. I could really use a nap right now. So peace out. Hopefully you learned what kind of person I am through this blog post. Now I'm gonna go knock out.

P.S.
You're probably wondering what about me is so cool. Nothing! This was a classic click bait technique.